"I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman"

Written by: Susin Nielsen     Directed by: James Genn

As an overwrought Bobbi prepares for the impending birth of her baby, a suffocated Bobby chooses work over home life. Haunted by doubts that he's the baby's true father, Bobby can only skirt the issue with Bobbi. He leaves her alone to assemble the crib and encouraged by the bold behaviour of Sasha, his co-worker, Bobby begins the descent into pseudo-adultery, never taking it far enough for it to "count" in his eyes. When he arrives home from work late and guilt-ridden, the tension between Bobby and Bobbi comes to a head and Bobby reveals his greatest fears. The two reach a temporary truce and a remorseful Bobby recounts a somewhat watered-down version of his own transgressions. But back at work, Bobby's resolve is quickly shattered when Sasha makes an offer he can't refuse.

The Robson Arms Clearance Department was not able to get permission to use a particular likeness of Jesus on a poster in the storeroom of Trinity Church Supplies, so they cleverly substituted Director James Genn's face instead. They did, however, receive permission from Perrier to have Sasha use their infamous green bottle in a more alternative way!